As you all know I am one of many single women residing in the San Francisco Bay Area, and have heard it all before from an eclectic bunch of single men, trying to spit the game they think they have. I am sure most of you single ladies out there can relate. It becomes nerve wrecking when the copious amounts of lines we hear get worse and worse with each guy. Well gentlemen here is some advice to you on how to catch, and hook, your lady bait

Rule #1

The one liners gotta go!!!! Just the other day, my good girlfriend and I were hanging out at a bar, in which we are extremely good friends with the security. Some super trashed guys come up and say: “Hey if you ladies aren’t doing anything after the bar…we are having people over at my apartment for a g**g bang..hahahhaha!” I was thinking …really? I mean, do I look like the type of woman who will jump for joy at the thought of that offer??? I don’t think so! Men…over the years the one liners have evolved heinously…and if you’re going to spit some obnoxious game like that, please make sure the trashy line fits the trashy girl you’re going after. Otherwise, no descent woman or classy lady is going to think it’s a knee-slapper. Actually, my friend and I thought he was so hysterical, that we had to let our big bad security guard friend know we weren’t having those kind of words showered upon us…so instead..we had them thrown out…Ouch!!! Be careful who you spit your atrocious game at, cause you never know how much power one may surprisingly have, to drown you in your own spit you call “game” !!! ;-)

Rule #2

Don’t be a sore loser…be a happy one! Yes, there are plenty fish in the sea i.e. women; however, not all women will be interested in you…and that’s ok! As I always say…on to the next one! I myself have experienced first hand men who become super angry at the fact I am not interested, even when I convey that in the nicest possible way. Men, control those insecurity issues. If a lady is not interested…don’t call her vicious names, because it will only make matters worse…for example, there may be a 5 inch stiletto up that malicious heiny of yours, 2.5 seconds after the unnecessary name calling! Please do us all a favor, and hold your tongue, before we have to engage in an act that will surely hurt the both of us to do, hehe! It’s obviously not a good match or meant to be anyway, so just take the rejection with a grain of salt, like a real man, and move it along.

And Finally…Rule #3

Confidence is the key to all your future dating endeavors! Even if you do not have the confidence shining through that sexylicious exterior of yours…do as what some of us ladies do in bed…fake it !!!! You can be anyone your little heart desires when the other person you are trying to pursue, does not know you and vice versa. Now, I am not saying pretend to be something completely other than yourself, but, rather, pretend you are more confident than usual (not in a jerk-esque demeanor), and not only will she believe it, but you may as well. The mind is a powerful tool…No Men, not the one in your pants…your brain, and please use it to your advantage! Be smooth…not cheesy…there is a huge, huge, did I forget to mention HUGE difference between the two! Think before you speak, and use a little mystery to keep her intrigued, and wanting more. Men, I guarantee that if you can excel in the smooth-factor, the ladies will absolutely flock!

Ok, so there it is Bay Area, my three rules for you macho macho men out there! Hit me up ladies and gentlemen, and let your girl know if you feel the same way, or have any other tricks up your sleeve for landing a sure thing! Hope you had a safe and sexy Halloween!

Xoxo

The Persian Princess