wEiRD NeWS: A Loaded Firearm Pulled From A Woman's Body Cavity After Drug Arrest!In this weeks WiERD NeWS after being arrested for possession of meth a woman later admitted to having a loaded firearm, inside of her...ummm... private area....
Awesome Weatherman Gives Forecast Using Taylor Swift Lyrics"Never change, Mike the weather man," Taylor Swift wrote. "Never change."
FAIL! Warrior Fans Forget Lyrics To MC Hammer's "Can't Touch This"Greg was at game 2 of the Western Conference Finals and caught some celebrities hanging out. One was MC Hammer and when the big screen found him fans started to sing his song...or at least try... Lol
Mom Of Lesbian Re-Enacts Her Daughter's Coming Out In Hilarious, Sweet WayThey say moms know best, and they don't say that for no reason.
David Letterman's End Is Near, Final Guest Announced!After 30 years as most people know David Letterman is set to retire. The final show will be May 20th and the final guest has been announced. This should be FUNNY!
Tom Brady Has A New Job, Making Music And It's HELLA FUNNY!Does Tom Brady have the song of the summer? Will he be at June Boom? Probably not but this is HILARIOUS!
Snoop Dogg Apparently Thinks 'Game Of Thrones' Actually Happened"Kings still rule."
New Hello Kitty-Themed Dim Sum Restaurant OpensYour favorite Kitty is now mixed together with your favorite food.
A Joke From Years Ago About Greg's Feet Resurfaces and Fernando Thinks It's Still Hilarious!So during a conversation about Greg's Mom Ginger working for over 30 years in high heels Fernando brings up an old joke and Greg tries to set the record straight about his feet!
Has Rihanna Been Punking Us This Whole Time With Her Crazy Outfits?Here's the proof.
Adam Lambert LIVE In Studio With Fernando And Greg!Adam Lambert stopped by 997 [NOW!] and talked with Fernando and Greg about his style, new album & single, touring, avoiding scandal and his experience and relationship with American Idol.
Fernando And Greg Takes The "How Old Test" And It Does Not End Well For One Of Them!How-Old.Net is a website where your able to upload a picture of yourself and it guesses your age. Well over the weekend EVERYBODY started doing it so Fernando, Greg, and Jason all jumped into the fun. Well, kinda..

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